New Year’s Buzz

If you’ve been around here long enough, or followed me on Twitter, you know I’m a straightforward kinda gal.  My students at school know I’m all about “real talk,” and I won’t hold back!

Sexis - a provocative sex magazine at

When contacted me about doing a giveaway in exchange for blogging about them, I jumped at the chance!  Many of you know my mom was a teacher, an 8th grade science teacher to be exact.  Part of her curriculum included sex ed, a topic she was well-known for teaching.  She was the person that would show you scary photos of untreated STDs that would send students screaming from her classroom, swearing off sex completely.  Sex was always an open topic for discussion in our home.  As an adult, I was introduced to world of sex toys through friends, and, well, here we are!

As a milspouse, I can’t imagine getting through a deployment without being able to “take care of business.”  TCB, baby!  Milspouses are all about independence and self-reliance.  “Sexually deprived for your freedom?”  Well, maybe of partner sex…

Even as a couple, DH and I are no strangers to incorporating sex toys into our acts of intimacy.  This requires and builds trust between couples, not to mention keeps things fresh and interesting!

As a connoisseur of adult toys living outside of a metropolitan area, I find that my best bet for products is online.  I’m not a fan of the seedy roadside sex shop, or pervy websites that drip of misogyny.  When I’m looking to patronize one of these establishments, I’m looking for a women-positive business that caters to customers of diverse sexual preferences and relationships.  EdenFantasys fits the bill perfectly.  I appreciate a business that educates their customers, helping them to make an informed purchase that meets their needs and criteria.  Who knows, maybe it’s the educator in me.  ☺  I love checking out reviews from real customers, rather than just a short description from the manufacturer. encourages you to “learn from others, share your experiences and re-discover sex.”  Don’t mind if I do, folks, don’t mind if I do!
But why should I be the only one around here with a shit-eating grin on my face?  Thanks to, one of you is going to be walking away with a $60 gift card to spend on whatever your heart (and nether regions) desires!

How to Enter
In the effort to keep things simple and be sensitive to those who like to keep some things private, there is only one way to enter, with a bonus tweet option.  Please leave a comment for each entry, for a total of two.

  • Follow me on GFC
  • Bonus!  Tweet about this giveaway by linking to the post, mentioning me (@USNsis) and either mentioning EdenFantasys through a hashtag or a mention (@EdenFantasys), whatever you’re comfortable with.
Good luck!  This contest will run through Friday, January 20th at 11:59 PM MST and is open to all readers, domestic and international.  Good news OCONUS families – they ship to APO/FPOs!