Things Students Say Thursday #1

It was time for another linky meme, and by golly, it was my job to get on it!  I decided we needed a teacher linky out here.  If you’re a teacher, or if you know a teacher, you know we have some downright crazy stories about what comes out of the mouths of babes!  Therefore, I bring you:

This meme is not only for teachers – if you’re an educator (teacher, aide, paraeducator, volunteer) in a Pre-K through 12 setting, feel free to jump in.  I know Thursday’s almost over, but I wanted to jump on this now, while it was fresh in my mind.  A wee bit of fun for all of us, and to get us ready for that feel-good Friday!

No rules about this one, just post a funny/interesting/shocking story about something a student has said this week.  I don’t need to remind you all about the ethics of teaching – please don’t use real names or pictures with faces, and please use people-first language.